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People Are Writing Donald Trump Erotica Because Of Course They Are

Make America squirm again.

We’ve all known for months now that that the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election is going to go down in history as the WEIRDEST election in American history. But the candidates (and their followers) keep raising the crazy bar every single day, which is why it should surprise NO ONE that Donald Trump erotic fan-fiction is officially a thing now.

You heard me — Donald Trump erotica.

Celebrity-focused sex stories are a staple of the literotica scene, so it’s really not unusual to think that such a popular public figure would have his own sex fiction. But it’s still more than a little disturbing to read the graphic encounters of the GOP candidate that routinely reference his orange skin, wild hair, and penchant for calling things “HUUGE.” (You can imagine what that’s referring to.)

If you want to dip your toe into the unsettling, kind-of hilarious world of Donald Trump sex fiction, here are five insane examples of the kind of imaginary, Trump-rotic sexual adventures that people are actually writing about on the Internet. (Don’t read any of these at work or in front of anyone whose respect you value.)

The Billionaire and The Bellboy
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This is the best-known example of Trump erotica. Earlier this year, comedian Elijah Daniel declared on Twitter that he was going to get drunk and write a gay sex novel, in the style of 50 Shades of Grey, all about Donald Trump. The result was Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and The Bellboy, an ebook that became wildly popular on Amazon and attracted a ton of media attention.

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